MY DINNER PARTY SOUNDTRACK

WHAT I'M PLAYING FOR MY GUESTS TONIGHT

SUP GUYS? SATAN HERE.

LAST NIGHT, I RAN INTO MATT WANDERING ALONE IN MY FAVORITE HANGOUT SPOT — THE TOBY KEITH BLACKJACK PIT AT HARRAH'S LAS VEGAS. I'VE BEEN A BIG FAN OF YOUR SITE SINCE MY BEST FRIEND BLIPPI WAS FEATURED. ANYWAY, WE STARTED CHATTING ABOUT MATT'S FAVORITE TOPIC, MUSIC, AND SO I MENTIONED TO HIM THAT I AM AN EXPERT AT CURATING PLAYLISTS FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS. HE GRACIOUSLY AGREED TO LET ME DO A GUEST POST IF I WOULD AGREE TO STOP MAKING THE DEALER DRAW TRIPLE 6'S ON EVERY HAND. A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL? NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE THAN MOST FREELANCE WRITING GIGS.

SO ANYWAY, HERE'S MY FIRST CONTRIBUTION TO ILL & ODD'S MUSIC COVERAGE. THE EXCLUSIVE SPOTIFY PLAYLIST THAT I WILL BE PLAYING AT MY DINNER PARTY TONIGHT. AS SOON AS THE WELL-DONE STEAKS, DEVILED EGGS, AND FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS ARE ON THE TABLE, I'LL BE PUTTING THIS ON. I'M SURE MY ESTEEMED GUESTS — CLARENCE AND VIRGINIA THOMAS, SCOOTER BRAUN, ZOOEY DESCHANEL, TARANIS, VINCE MCMAHON, AND JOHNNY DEPP WILL ENJOY THESE TUNES. HOPEFULLY SO WILL YOU.

CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN PERSON IN A FEW YEARS!

-MR. S