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Kentucky Derby Preview

The winning horse may just have your name on it.

illandodd kentucky derby

With the Kentucky Derby coming up this weekend it's time to get your trifecta set. My ol Pah was a horesman and he always said, "Odd's don't mean shit Hank. The power is in the name, ya gotta pick em smart and loose. Now hand me that sixer of Hamm's".


I'll be throwing some dollars on my favorites this weekend. God speed and good luck.


  1. Brick Shithouse

  2. Lint Rollup

  3. Shit Kicker

  4. Dem Toes

  5. These Bees Don't Have Knees

  6. The Potomac River Is Bullshit

  7. Lake Squirt

  8. Flaming Hott

  9. Alpine Rush

  10. Hot Water Heater Cheater

  11. It's Infected

  12. Take a Look

  13. Cereal Serial See Real

  14. Wet Dump

  15. Rumpus Room

  16. Hey you, are me, not so pretty, All the world I've seen before me, passing by

  17. Surfing Wrecking Ball

  18. Glue Chute

  19. Texas Hold'Up

  20. It's Still Clogged






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