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Ill Eats: World's Best Restaurant

Look beyond Italy’s tired trattorias for an untraditional, but truly delicious, dining experience.
why the hard rock cafe is(n't) the best restaurant in the world

Nestled beneath the watchful gaze of the Grand Canal, casting a radiant neon yellow aura across the storied St. Mark’s Square, lies a culinary haven recently bestowed with an accolade of unparalleled proportions. Our distinguished food and wine editors have proclaimed the Hard Rock Café in Venice as not merely the finest restaurant in Italy but the ultimate epicurean destination worldwide.


The Hard Rock Café in Venice is more than a restaurant; it is a vanguard of culinary innovation leading a gastronomic rebellion. In a city overflowing with quaint trattorias, offering well-worn menus of meticulously handcrafted pasta drenched in sumptuous sauces, pizzas crowned with seasonal black truffles, and sustainably sourced seafood (a rather pedestrian affair), this establishment audaciously defies convention. With dishes like the Spicy Diablo Burger and Tupelo Chicken Tenders bathed in honey mustard, it upends tradition, making dining here an unforgettable escapade.


While you could opt for a conventional canal-side osteria, indulging in a customary risotto while basking in its northern Italian origins, the Hard Rock Café beckons with a delicious riff that the chef calls Rock ‘n’ Roll Risotto. Abandoning the typical ingredients of arborio rice and spring vegetables, it invites you to embrace a world of flavor complete with Old Bay Seasoning, crispy onion straws, and applewood smoked bacon.


Italians are renowned for their leisurely dinners, but why linger at predictable bàcari offering bite-sized cicchetti menus of tuna tartare, fried Castelvetrano olives (rather uninspiring), and thinly sliced mortadella? Instead, claim a stool at the Rock Bar during Happy Hour. There, you'll find half-price apps, including the One Night in Bangkok Spicy Shrimp, Twisted Mac & Cheese, and Classic Nachos garnished with arresting “ranch-style” beans. Moreover, the amiable staff may generously provide you with guacamole, either for a nominal fee or as an enticement to join their convenient Unity rewards program.


For adult travelers, our food and wine connoisseurs strongly recommend leaving behind the aperol spritz and bitter negroni (how banal!) and instead indulging in a Rhythm & Rosé Mule, Passion Fruit Mai Tai, or Hard Rock Hurricane for a mere €19, all served in an unbreakable souvenir glass of your choosing. While Enoteche Rusteghi in nearby Rialto offers an extensive selection of over 600 rare wine labels, attempting to depart with their Riedel glassware will likely be met with disapproving glances.


Beyond its exceptional menu and impressive libations, the Hard Rock Café boasts an ambiance unparalleled in Europe. A sanctuary from the operatic fervor of gondoliers serenading along the canal, its Dolby digital surround sound amplifies iconic tracks like "You Shook Me All Night Long," "I Was Made for Lovin’ You," and "Welcome to the Jungle", cranking the volume to 11 with a vivacity that matches the bold flavors emerging from the kitchen.


Among its collection of rock and roll memorabilia, you'll encounter Gene Simmons’ prosthetic tongue, Tommy Lee's camcorder, and Bret Michaels’ leather pants from the "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" music video. Comparing these treasures to Peggy Guggenheim’s compilation of Byzantine-inspired gold mosaics and monumental Renaissance paintings, it becomes evident that the Hard Rock Café transcends culinary boundaries, delivering a cultural experience of paramount artistic significance.


As you embark on your Venetian voyage, remember this: when the siren call of Venice beckons your next Carnival cruise ashore, embrace a culinary revolution unlike any other at the Hard Rock Café. It isn't merely a restaurant; it's a phenomenon that demands your indulgence. Buon appetito, and long live rock 'n' roll!

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