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This is not content, this is a trap.
Like anyone with a fledgling creative idea, I can be protective of that idea. I can be a little bit of an asshole about it. I mean that’s not really specific to this, but more of a general fact.
As we attempt to get this weird ship off and running, who wouldn’t need support from their loved ones and close friends?
Well guess what? It turns out my wife hates my guts.
In casual conversation she recently mentioned what I thought about an Eagles game that I already covered in my Oddball picks, and fortunately for me it was a win and a cover.
I asked “Well yea with Lane Johnson and Jalen Carter are coming back this week, wait, didn’t you read my post about the game?”
CRICKETS. CRICKETS!
Does she read any of my shit? DOUBTFUL.
Now why am I writing this? The only reason I am writing this is as a test for her. This is not to make her feel bad, but to give her a chance to rub this in my big dumb face.
If she doesn’t, and fails to read this, then I will have notched a small victory in my household (news flash, she’s the all time leading scorer of points in this house so it’s really an underdog story).
The clock starts now. If a week passes without comment it'll be time to call those guys from Morgan and Morgan. Yes I know they deal in injury law, and trust me, this wound will not heal.