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13 Worst Places to Tie Your Shoe

Because you should always be aware of your surroundings.
your stinky shoe asking you to wash him
  1. Muddy field

  2. Busy intersection

  3. Stadium escalator

  4. Airplane aisle

  5. Mosh pit

  6. Perp walk

  7. Uncle Jack's guest room

  8. Haunted house

  9. Train station urinal

  10. Pamplona

  11. Delivery room

  12. Therapist's office (thanks, Uncle Jack)

  13. Self-checkout line

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