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13 Worst Foods to Eat on the Toilet

All that farting and straining worked up an appetite? As you turtle walk your way to the pantry, be sure to avoid these forbidden foods.
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  1. Beets

  2. Push Pops

  3. Tootsie Rolls

  4. Bouillabaisse

  5. Chocolate pudding

  6. Buttered popcorn

  7. Deviled eggs

  8. Haggis

  9. Wendy's Baconator

  10. Unagi nigiri

  11. Spinach artichoke dip

  12. Chili con carne

  13. Shrimp fettuccini Alfredo

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