13 Reasons You Might Get Kidnapped
- Matt Talmage
- Sep 1, 2023
- 1 min read
Updated: Sep 13, 2023
Because you can never be too careful.

Revenge
Owe money
Experiments
Human trafficking
You're my second-grade swim instructor
Mistaken identity
Ransom
Know too much
Sexual role playing
Abducted by aliens
Political motives
Wrong place, wrong time
You're the school mascot on homecoming weekend