
Matt Talmage
Mar 38 min read
Where Have I Been?
I got a bit sidetracked while preparing to write about my Super Bowl prop bets. Quite the adventure ensued...

Kirk McCready
Apr 9, 20246 min read
New Orleans Marriott: The 10th Circle of Hell
The Devil went down to Georgia. I mean Louisiana. Close enough.

Matt Talmage
Apr 4, 20244 min read
Dumpster Dive: Rage & Relish
The night I found myself in the lobby of a Courtyard Marriott, covered in hot dog relish, about to die.

Matt Talmage
Feb 28, 20244 min read
Dumpster Dive: The Best Day of My Life
I've never enjoyed something more thoroughly, and I probably never will.

Matt Talmage
Dec 18, 20233 min read
Dumpster Dive: Ancient Egypt & The Olsen Twins
My public high school education at its finest.

Matt Talmage
Oct 27, 20235 min read
The Halloween Costume Contest
How I stirred the pot, created chaos, and stuck it to the man. All while wearing hands down one of the worst Halloween costumes of all time.

Matt Talmage
Oct 11, 20232 min read
Dumpster Dive: The Genetics of Eye Color
My high school biology class was a wealth of valuable information.

Matt Talmage
Sep 28, 202310 min read
My Mysterious Mandalay Maintenance Man
A surreal adventure through the underbelly of the Las Vegas Strip.

Matt Talmage
Sep 21, 20234 min read
The Thermos: How Do It Know?
Making fun of my roommate shines a light on my lack of knowledge in the field of thermodynamics and makes me feel like a fraud.

Matt Talmage
Sep 20, 20233 min read
Dumpster Dive: The Chicken Debacle
My obsession with dry rub chicken wings got me banned from the 40/40 Club in Manhattan. Sorry Jay-Z!

Matt Talmage
Sep 14, 20235 min read
The Fast Food Gauntlet
A journey through 6000 calories, 14 fast food joints, and at least 3 epic arguments amongst friends. Come conquer the Fast Food Gauntlet.

Matt Talmage
Sep 12, 20238 min read
Miserable Mets: Worst Gambling Day
As I lick my wounds from a rough start to the NFL season, I revisit the absolute worst gambling day I can remember.

Kirk McCready
Sep 6, 20235 min read
Bandwagon Birds
How and why I decided to become a diehard Philadelphia Eagles fan just minutes before their Super Bowl-winning 2017-18 season.

Matt Talmage
Sep 5, 202310 min read
My Pen Pal Eric
A thrilling workplace drama involving borderline mail fraud, c-plus political satire, OSHA violations, and an unlikely office friendship.

Matt Talmage
Aug 31, 20237 min read
The Night We Were the Plain White T’s
An evening filled with statistics, debauchery, and mistaken identity under the bright boardwalk lights of Caesars in Atlantic City.