Kirk's writing the lead for the AFC picks so get your dicks out! It's fucking football baby!!

Thank god football is almost back in our lives! To celebrate, here is part one of our 2024 season preview.

AN UNCOMFORTABLY WARM WELCOME TO HELL'S NEWEST CELEBRITY GUEST!

It was an entertaining night on football's biggest stage. Who came out ahead and who is wishing for a do-over?

In honor of Super Bowl LVIII, here are 58 (ish) fascinating truths about America's most popular sporting event.

The most pressing issues surrounding this year's big game.

Catching up with the viral sensation who landed on Brandon Aiyuk's shoe before the NFC Championship game.

Matt's terrible playoff streak is extended. Kirk secures the meaningless playoff competition. Sadly, there will be no gray steak for Matt.

The Conference Championships are here, and the boys will be getting together to watch in person. Here are our picks.

The guys preview the Divisional Round of the NFL playoffs and make some increasingly stupid prop bets together. Be careful out there!

The Cowboys choked again. The Eagles looked like the Seagulls. And our Bonus Picks continue to stay lukewarm (yay, teamwork)!

Kirk the lost regular season contest and now needs to eat an Applebee's well-done steak. But there's still some football to be played!

Our resident quarterback expert ranks the 14 playoff signal callers.

It's well-done steak time! Kirk flames out in spectacular fashion. Also Matt was there. He's consistent.

The final showdown of the season. Kirk reveals his strategy for pulling off the ultimate comeback. Here are the Week 18 bets...