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Matt Talmage
- Jun 10
- 1 min
13 Worst Foods to Eat on the Toilet
All that farting and straining worked up an appetite? As you turtle walk your way to the pantry, be sure to avoid these forbidden foods.
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Matt Talmage
- Mar 21
- 1 min
How to Be a Douche
The unabridged guide to douchebaggery.
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Matt Talmage
- Jan 26
- 1 min
13 Best Zoo Animals
Looking for a wild adventure? Don't miss these must-see claustrophobic enclosures on your next trip to the zoo.