
Kirk McCready
Mar 19, 20243 min read
Virtue Signaling Jamboree
Prettay, prettaaay, prettaaaaay, pretty bad.

Matt Talmage
Mar 12, 20242 min read
Oscar Bait
When you take an edible and watch The Oscars, movie pitches flow freer than a starlet's dress on the red carpet. You're welcome, Hollywood.

Kirk McCready
Mar 11, 20245 min read
Hail to the King Baby. Part 4: Billy Summers
Heyyyyy it's me, dialogue from the 50's. I finally caught up to youz guys even though it don't fit good. HEYYYYY

Owen Wislon
Mar 5, 20243 min read
Oh Wow: Skinwalkers
I should be paid for dealing with the assholes here. I mean editors.

SATAN
Mar 4, 20241 min read
MY DINNER PARTY SOUNDTRACK
CHILL VIBES FOR ENTERTAINING YOUR GUESTS OVER SOME DELICIOUS FLESH. I MEAN FOOD.

Matt Talmage
Feb 28, 20244 min read
Dumpster Dive: The Best Day of My Life
I've never enjoyed something more thoroughly, and I probably never will.

Kirk McCready
Feb 27, 20242 min read
Sound Stage: Murder by Death
Lead by the mesmerizing vocals of Adam Turla, Murder by Death delivers a rare but welcome blend of folk and indie rock.

Kirk McCready
Feb 22, 20243 min read
Dread. Suffering. Blippi.
His voice rings out. A cackle imitating a child's laugh. His ill intent hiding behind his dead eyes.

Matt Talmage
Feb 21, 20247 min read
Odd People: John Quincy Adams
The naked truth about the 6th president.

Kirk McCready
Feb 20, 20246 min read
Hail to the King Baby. Part 3: Cell
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my Dad. Maaan this ain't my Dad, this is a cell phone. I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

Matt Talmage
Feb 16, 20247 min read
Garden Party: The Law of the Garden
Neither can live while the other survives. Let's dive into a weekly recap at the World's Most Famous Arena.

Kirk McCready
Feb 14, 20242 min read
Let's Produce Your Sex Life
With the half time performance Ushering in early 2000's nostalgia and Valentine's day upon us, it's time to appreciate the real MVP.

Matt Talmage
Feb 13, 20247 min read
Super Bowl Winners & Losers
It was an entertaining night on football's biggest stage. Who came out ahead and who is wishing for a do-over?

Kirk McCready
Feb 9, 20243 min read
The 2023 Oddball Bet. Paid in Full.
A bet made, a bet fulfilled. As we close out the 2023 NFL season I ate an Applebee's well done steak.

Matt Talmage
Feb 8, 20245 min read
58 Super Bowl Facts
In honor of Super Bowl LVIII, here are 58 (ish) fascinating truths about America's most popular sporting event.