
Matt Talmage
Jul 1, 20241 min read
What Democrats Should Do Now
After a disastrous debate and a startling Supreme Court ruling, the DNC is searching for answers. Here is what their game plan should be.

Kirk McCready
Jun 27, 20241 min read
NBA Draft Stunner
A second 'Bron' has joined the LA Lakers. Locals vomit in shock. Sports Media still masturbating.

Matt Talmage
Jun 26, 20244 min read
The Case Against: Waterparks
Don't forget to bring a towel, sunblock, and a Tetanus shot.

Kirk McCready
Jun 15, 20243 min read
I'm Trippin Y'all
Your youth was not normal, and like, that's OK man.

Kirk McCready
Jun 13, 20242 min read
Doctor Dave
Coming soon to your TV. Redemption. Life. Dave.

Matt Talmage
Jun 10, 20241 min read
13 Worst Foods to Eat on the Toilet
All that farting and straining worked up an appetite? As you turtle walk your way to the pantry, be sure to avoid these forbidden foods.

Matt Talmage
Jun 6, 20243 min read
Imodium Presents: Loose Lunch
Our sponsored segment dives into the treacherous terrain of tummy-tumbling treats, colon-quaking courses, and diarrhea-inducing delicacies.

Kirk McCready
Jun 5, 20246 min read
Baseball is a Live!
Well, well, well....maybe baseball is back from the dead. I just lost a buck. To myself.

Matt Talmage
Jun 4, 20246 min read
Garden (Pity) Party: RIP Rangers
The 2023-24 New York Rangers are dead. It was a fun ride that ended in sadness and offensive futility once again.

Matt Talmage
May 21, 20243 min read
Garden (Pity) Party: RIP Knicks
The fun and scrappy 2024 New York Knicks are hobbling their way onto the golf course after a Game 7 letdown that you can't be too mad about.

Matt Talmage
May 17, 20248 min read
Garden Party: Clutch City
Kreider puts the Rangers on his back for a series-clinching rally. Brunson drops 44 on the Pacers to put the Knicks one win from the ECF.

Kirk McCready
May 16, 20242 min read
Bumper Stickers
You are what you eat. Maybe don't eat shit.

Matt Talmage
May 14, 20241 min read
Garden Party: I Am No Longer Having Fun
The Rangers and Knicks both drop back-to-back playoff games and will need to find a way to stop the bleeding in order to advance.

Kirk McCready
May 10, 20242 min read
Cover My Body In Sound
I am once again asking for your support...with finding the best cover songs.

Taranis
May 7, 20242 min read
Mystik Dan is a Fraud
To adorn such a beast with the title of 'Mystik' is to play a cruel jest upon the seekers of spiritual wisdom.