We survived Vegas and cashed some winning bets, but we sacrificed Jayden Daniels' ribs to Taranis in order to do it.

Kirk and Matt get $100 each per week and go head-to-head to see who can light the most money on fire betting the NFL this season.

Spooky season continues with picks so ghastly even Stephen King is unfollowing us. Enter if you dare and relive the carnage.

Kirk and Matt get $100 every week and go head-to-head on NFL bets. Let's make like the Phillies batting order and see how cold we can get!

Kirk makes a profit for the first time this season, while Matt flushed all of the good vibes from last week down the toilet.

Were we right about anything we thought before the season? Let's check in on our over/under picks, rookie quarterback rankings, and more!

Kirk and Matt get $100 each per week and go head-to-head to see who can light the most money on fire betting the NFL this season.

Matt puts up a clean sweep thanks to Mason Rudolph, Joe Flacco, and Gardner Minshew. The victory gives him a huge lead over spiraling Kirk.

Kirk and Matt get $100 each per week and go head-to-head to see who can light the most money on fire betting the NFL this season.

Need solid gambling advice? You're not going to find it here! But hey, at least you know which teams to fade on a weekly basis. We stink!

Kirk and Matt get $100 each per week and go head-to-head to see who can light the most money on fire betting the NFL this season.

It was not a pretty Week 2. The Rams sent their whole team to the hospital and Malik Willis quarterbacked our only winning bet of the week.

Kirk and Matt get $100 each per week and go head-to-head to see who can light the most money on fire betting the NFL this season.

Daniel Jones poops on an otherwise decent day for Matt, while the Harbaugh brothers land themselves atop Kirk's ever-lengthening shit list.

Oh yeah, baby! It's time for more preposterous parlays, terrible teasers, and woeful wagers of every sort. The NFL is back!