
Kirk McCready
May 16, 20242 min read
Bumper Stickers
You are what you eat. Maybe don't eat shit.

Matt Talmage
Apr 4, 20244 min read
Dumpster Dive: Rage & Relish
The night I found myself in the lobby of a Courtyard Marriott, covered in hot dog relish, about to die.

Matt Talmage
Feb 28, 20244 min read
Dumpster Dive: The Best Day of My Life
I've never enjoyed something more thoroughly, and I probably never will.

Kirk McCready
Feb 5, 20242 min read
Damn I Wish I Had Money. I have Boxed Wine.
Image unrelated. Well, besides the desert I guess.

Kirk McCready
Dec 20, 20233 min read
Koozies: You Love Your Brand. SAY IT.
I hear the whisper of a snake. Like Adam I rip myself away from the lie of the devil, yet the whispers remain.

Matt Talmage
Dec 18, 20233 min read
Dumpster Dive: Ancient Egypt & The Olsen Twins
My public high school education at its finest.

Matt Talmage
Oct 20, 20234 min read
Dumpster Dive: The OTHER Chicken Debacle
It was the perfect grift. Until it wasn't.

Matt Talmage
Oct 11, 20232 min read
Dumpster Dive: The Genetics of Eye Color
My high school biology class was a wealth of valuable information.

Matt Talmage
Sep 20, 20233 min read
Dumpster Dive: The Chicken Debacle
My obsession with dry rub chicken wings got me banned from the 40/40 Club in Manhattan. Sorry Jay-Z!

Kirk McCready
Sep 13, 20232 min read
Dumpster Dive: Touch Tunes is B.S.
I have become infuriated with Touch Tunes and a totally classless act perpetrated by them upon me specifically with malice of forethought.

Kirk McCready
Aug 29, 20232 min read
Dumpster Dive: Hot Bread
Your new favorite food is an epic culinary experience that can be had at home, even if you're low on ingredients, class, and self-respect.

Kirk McCready
Aug 20, 20232 min read
Dumpster Dive: Butt Snorkeler
Pondering the profound meaning behind a novelty t-shirt and how it could have far-reaching respiratory implications for the wearer.