![The Case Against: Waterparks](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/8a8210_40198a3365654be3ae658927ccaae0b2~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_763,h_332,fp_0.50_0.50,q_95,enc_auto/8a8210_40198a3365654be3ae658927ccaae0b2~mv2.png)
Matt Talmage
- Jun 26
- 4 min
The Case Against: Waterparks
Don't forget to bring a towel, sunblock, and a Tetanus shot.
![Garden (Pity) Party: WTF?](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/8a8210_f290ec7c9a1346ee85068920e8d11d7c~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_763,h_332,fp_0.50_0.50,q_95,enc_auto/8a8210_f290ec7c9a1346ee85068920e8d11d7c~mv2.png)
Matt Talmage
- May 1
- 3 min
Garden (Pity) Party: WTF?
This edition of Garden Party has similar vibes to my 2nd grade pool party in which the lifeguard was kidnapped and someone shit in the pool.
![The Case Against: Aquafina](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/8a8210_4415713b5b894b768d1a4b0d3623508f~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_763,h_332,fp_0.50_0.50,q_95,enc_auto/8a8210_4415713b5b894b768d1a4b0d3623508f~mv2.png)
Matt Talmage
- Apr 17
- 3 min
The Case Against: Aquafina
A beverage so revolting that if you came across it while lost in the desert, you’d rather take your chances raw-dogging a cactus.