
In My Humble Opinion: The Layover
A perfect example of a good movie that never stood a chance. For shame!
Kirk McCready
Dec 13, 20236 min read

Man, I'm really craving a Labatt with the fellas.
So good that it tastes. It certainly does taste.
Kirk McCready
Dec 8, 20233 min read

The Case Against: Cranberry Sauce
Cranberry sauce is an affront to god, an insult to taste buds everywhere, and a blight upon the landscape of a great American tradition.
Matt Talmage
Nov 17, 20233 min read

A Treatise on Emotional Manipulation
This post is probably not for you.
Kirk McCready
Nov 3, 20231 min read

Ill Eats: World's Best Restaurant
Look beyond Italy’s tired trattorias for an untraditional, but truly delicious, dining experience.
Matt Talmage
Nov 1, 20233 min read

13 Things That Ruin Your Cup of Coffee
Before you seek out your next caffeine fix, be sure to avoid these treacherous scenarios.
Matt Talmage
Oct 25, 20231 min read

How Do I Work This Apparatus?
Training your in-laws to work the technology in your house is an exercise in futility.
Kirk McCready
Oct 23, 20233 min read

The Case Against: CVS
Welcome to hell! If you need a prescription filled or a new bottle of contact solution, you better clear your calendar.
Matt Talmage
Oct 2, 20235 min read

ROYGBIV Ranked
You're entitled to your opinion, but is your favorite color the correct one? Find out by consulting our definitive ratings.
Matt Talmage
Sep 29, 20231 min read

13 Bad Times to Eat a Popsicle
As the summer comes to a close, you'll want to enjoy one last frozen treat. Just be sure you don't do it at any of these times!
Matt Talmage
Sep 22, 20231 min read

13 Worst Places to Tie Your Shoe
If you find your sneaker feeling loose, be sure to consult this list before you stop to remedy the problem. Constant vigilance is the way!
Matt Talmage
Sep 15, 20231 min read

13 Reasons You Might Get Kidnapped
Don't be a victim! Consult this cautionary list and avoid dangerous scenarios at all costs. Because you can never be too careful...
Matt Talmage
Sep 1, 20231 min read

The Case Against: Burgers
Unpopular opinion: burgers cooked at home on the grill suck. I'm sad to see summer go, but I won't miss these culinary disappointments.
Matt Talmage
Aug 27, 20234 min read

Meats; Ranked
Feeling your tummy rumble? Don't know what to throw on the grill? Consult our definitive guide for carnivores and you'll never go hungry.
Matt Talmage
Aug 26, 20231 min read

13 Spiciest Foods (According to My Mother-in-Law)
Go ahead and throw your spice rack in the garbage.
Matt Talmage
Aug 23, 20231 min read