The winning horse may just have your name on it.

AN UNCOMFORTABLY WARM WELCOME TO HELL'S NEWEST CELEBRITY GUEST!

I AM SURE YOU ENJOYED ANOTHER RAINY AND COLD WEEKEND WITH YOUR LITTLE ANGELS.

I should be paid for dealing with the assholes here. I mean editors.

I've never enjoyed something more thoroughly, and I probably never will.

His voice rings out. A cackle imitating a child's laugh. His ill intent hiding behind his dead eyes.

Image unrelated. Well, besides the desert I guess.

Catching up with the viral sensation who landed on Brandon Aiyuk's shoe before the NFC Championship game.

What is the universe without purpose?

My public high school education at its finest.

The boys are heading to Atlantic City tonight. How many of these things will happen?

What does the 38th President of the United States have in common with the 1990 Baltimore Orioles? Click here to find out!

Featuring TJ Mack (Josh Mac Version)

by Pierre Lamblin

It was the perfect grift. Until it wasn't.